What are penises measuring less than 2.8 inches when fully erect called? A. Minipenis. B. Teeny penis. C. Micropenis. D. Penilinctus. How far can a man possibly eject sperm? A. Several inches. B. Several feet. C. Several yards. D. Answers vary depending upon the size of his pee shooter. What is the percentage of average men who would rather marry a great cook than a sexual dynamo? A. 8. B. 23. C. 30. D. All fans of the Iron Chef. Which of the following is a nutrient found in seminal fluid which nourishes the sperm? A. Sucrose. B. Fructose. C. Lactose. D. Nutrasweet.