What is a person who fears marriage called?

A. Single.
B. Commitophobic.
C. Gamophobic.
D. Conjugalphobic.



What is “beggars velvet?”

A. Describes stray hairs that grow on female breasts.
B. Light rolls of woolly dust such as collect under furniture in a seldom swept room.
C. Trashy-looking lingerie.
D. A man's hairy back.



What percent of American women are nocturnal nudists? (Sleep naked)

A. 7.
B. 27.
C. 57.
D. All of New York. Haven't you heard of the Naked City?



“Boobs” meaning "breasts" comes from the American slang bubby, which itself comes from:

A. The Spanish word “bobo” meaning a dunce or idiot...which many men act like around boobs.
B. the English word “butti” which means constant companion.
C. the German word “bubbi” meaning “teat”.
D. the Latin “bubo” ..a swelling in the groin... which breasts were believed to cause.